Happy New Year everyone, thank you all for all the comments. I’m looking forward to catching up with everyone’s blogs.
I spent the last week murdering brain cells with wine and clogging up arteries with fat. It was divine but now I feel fat, stupid and uninspired. I quit all kinds of drugs in the past but I am powerless against cheese and white wine, it's shameful. I had 5 cups of coffee today in hopes that I can snap out of my gluttonous state but I am immune to any legal stimulants.
Winter is just such a drag, especially after last week’s snowstorm. I have no patience for dodging vile black pools of slush or the proper footwear to do it. I have two pairs of hooker boots and I’m not sure what occasion they are for, or why I bought them. I desperately miss flip flops and iced coffee.
Right now I can’t concentrate on anything except a puffy, bright orange faux fur coat draped over the chair across the room. The owner is a little Asian lady in plaid pants and an atrocious leopard vest. I’ve spent an embarrassing amount of time trying to figure out why she would want to look like a pumpkin colored yeti even though it’s none of my business. Between that and the heat being on so high that I feel like my brain is melting, I’m giving up any hope for getting anything accomplished today...keeping my fingers crossed for tomorrow.